Searchlight "Homophobes?"

The September issue of Searchlies has all the usual mix of... well you know: the usual diatribes, half-truths, tittle tattle etc.

But what is it on the back cover? An advert for an anti-fascist Calendar (write "pick up my giro" on every other Thursday) which has a main picture of a man crusty kissing a woman crusty.

Now admittedly you have to look twice because of the preponderance of hair, but judging by the length of the stubble, one of them is a female of the species.

Tsk tsk.

Whatever would Gordon Brown say? Such a blatant promotion of "heterosexuality" (what normal people call "normalness").

Not so inclusive...

The Homosexuals Against Fascism And the Bigotry Of You (Hafaboy) have denounced Searchlight as "typical post-Stalinist Communist revisionist renegades moving against the communal spirit of the Fourth International."

A spokesman for Searchlight said "Well, I'll be buggered!"

A spokesman for MI5 responded: "Hang on then, I'll phone Peter Marriner."