BP Bugger

Here we go again.

This time it's a "captain of industry," Lord Browne the Chief Executive of BP has been found out for lying in court to try and hide the fact that his ex-"partner" of four years was a rent boy.

For those unaccustomed to politically correct gobbledygook and Orwellian newspeak a "partner" these days is not someone you go into business with, but someone you shack up with or go out with, so that your wife can be your "partner" or even a sodomite of a few days standing can also be your "partner."

It's a victory for the homosexual lobby that so many morons parrot the word when speaking of their wives or girlfriends.

It is a term I refuse to use. If someone uses it within my hearing I will ask if they started a business together. If they state they didn't I will say "Oh, you mean your wife or girlfriend" and seek clarification.

This pc newspeak needs to be confronted because a faggot with 52 "partners" a year would have you believe it is on a par with a married couple celebrating their Ruby Wedding Anniversary.

But to return to the issue at hand, Lord Browne (just why is he a Lord?) went to court to stop a story by his ex-sodomite rent boy lover (Jeff Chevalier) breaking, following Lord Browne-Hatter's ditching of his rent boy.

It now seems Lord Browne-Hatter will face one or more charges of perjury a la Jonathan Aitken and Jeffrey Archer. What a suitably exclusive club to belong to! For the first time in many years Lord Browne-Hatter must be not looking forward to being banged-up by a man in a wig!

Of course liberals and similar clowns phoned up various radio programmes today to say Lord Browne-Hatter wasn't wrong in his sodomy, but in the fact he lied.

You see: there is no moral right and wrong any more. It's not wrong to engage in bestial acts with Daisy the Friesian - just to lie about it a la Clinton (as he might have said about Monica Lewinsky: 'Ah did not have sexual relations with that Cow').

Oh no! Liberalness rules!

Hire rent boys! No problem.

Use Company employees in your sodomite love tryst! No problem.

Do whatever questionable, disgusting and repulsive activities you like... just don't tell fibs to the judiciary...

You can even take your rent boy uphill gardener to posh lunches with Peter Mandelson and his own Brazilian toy boy (Verily my sick bucket doth overflow).

Let us hope the Lord Brown-Hattter's post-comestibles activities with Mr Mandelson and their respective younger paramours did not influence Tony Blair ennobling (that's not a euphamism) of plain old Mr. Browne-Hatter in 2001.

But there's a slightly happy ending to all this dear reader.

You see in quitting his post (he says he resigned - but there's resigning and there's resigning) a few months early he's been said to have lost wages and shares worth £15 Million.

£15 Million!

I always said that homosexuality is traditionally a disease of the idle upper classes. He may not be idle, but to lose £15 Million... how much was this degenerate paid? Clearly too much as he felt the need to splash out on rent boys.

Still, nothing wrong with that - according to the pc brigade that is! If only he hadn't lied in court - he could have continued buggering about, collecting his share options, hobnobbing with powerful politicians...

It will be interesting to see if this silly bugger has his title removed by Tony Blair or Gordon Brown, after all Lord Browne-Hatter did try and bamboozle the court into accepting his version of events by referring to his title and all the powerful men he knows and associated with.

Will the NuLabour machine (which brayed like donkeys over Tory sleaze and corruption) make amends by stripping Lord Browne-Hatter of his title?

Or will we see just one more example of the mega-rich and powerful saying how their corrupt and degenerate friends behave with "honour" whilst caught in flagrante delicto, trousers firmly around ankles.

I suspect the latter. The political colours may change - but the cover-up and the cronyism maintains.

Still, don't worry about Lord Browne-Hatter, he still retires with a package estimated at £55 Million.

And (according to his ex-rent boy) as "a neurotic, self-obsessed control freak" he'll still fit in well with the Fat Cats, politicians and other flotsam and jetsam which seems to find its way to the top in Blair's Cool Britannia.

Still, it's nice to know that BP treats criminality and the undermining of traditional values so seriously as to let Lord Brown-Hatter walk away with £55 Million. Would a normal employee of a normal company get such a generous pay-off if committing various criminal acts (using male prostitutes and perjury)?

Maybe BP are oblivious to the evils of buggery and perjury... having conned and buggered so many people around the globe to make their multi-billions!

Pip pip!


Lord Browne-Hatter's ex-rent boy:
http://www.theglobeandmail.com...

BP Profile of Lord Browne-Hatter:
http://www.bp.com/profile.do?categoryId=32&contentId=2015137

BP Pricing Conspiracy:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13608828/