I was watching Horrible Histories with my youngest the other day and conspiracy theories came up about Hitler surviving the war and being a shepherd in Switzerland, a fisherman in Ireland - I forget the third. But you get the idea.
Well I have another idea.
Perhaps Der Fuhrer escaped and made his way to America, bought out Greyhound Buses, bode his time and then unleashed upon the world a new subsidiary of Greyhound: Bolt Buses - complete with Mosleyite lightning flash symbols (his German symbol being perhaps just a little too obvious, especially in New York!).
Sure beats Heritage Tours!
Today American buses!
Tomorrow the world!