Tuesday, 20 December 2011

Immigration System is Bu##ered

Remember the recent brouhaha over the dodgy illegal immigrant who could stay in the UK?

Let me narrow it down for you - he was a South American of some stripe.

Still not there?

The gent in question owned a cat. It was part of his defence against expulsion. It proved he had a "family life".

Remember now?

Theresa May got into hot water for using him as an example of how pathetic our immigration policy is at the recent Tory Autumn conference (she nicked the facts from UKIP's Nigel Farrage who used the case in a speech to a UKIP conference).

You must recall the illegal immigrant now surely!

What the controlled media and party politicians didn't tell us at the time was that the illegal immigrant who proved his "family life" by the fact he had a cat was a fudge packer! His idea of "family life" is sodomy and buying a cat. Let's hope those two streams don't meet!

And the pc media covered this up, the pc judicial system gave him leave to stay.

How on earth can a sodomite with a cat possibly constitute a "family?" And how on earth can an illegal immigrant stay in the UK because he has a sodomitic boyfriend and a cat???

That's how mad the world is! What a farce.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

The manipulators would put bestiality on a par with paedophilia and other degeneracy just so long as it is not a White male and female healthy relationship.

Anonymous said...

Surely this is a wind-up?

How on earth can a sodomite with a cat possibly constitute a "family?" And how on earth can an illegal immigrant stay in the UK because he has a sodomitic boyfriend and a cat???

Welcome to Madhouse Britain! (It's the cat I feel sorry for!)

Anonymous said...

Ooh look what the cat's brought in!

Anonymous said...

I thought faggots didn't like pussy?!

Final Conflict said...

Yeah - I tried to avoid the more "obvious" jokes.

btw - does anyone else wonder why illegal immigrants are not dealt with as CRIMINALS. if they are illegal surely they are criminal?

Anonymous said...

Surely, if they are illegal they are not even criminal insofar as they don't exist thus no expenditure on such twisted notion as 'justice' cannot be justified, surely a couple of rounds behind the ear would be cheaper?


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