Vote Pink?

How wonderfully "inclusive" the London mayoral election is.

The Lib Dem candidate is a homosexual.
The Labour candidate is a pro-homosexual red.
When asked if he had "sex with a man" the Tory candidate answered "not yet."

Seems all tremble with fear in the face of the Pink Mafia and the potential label of "hater."

And goodness knows where the other candidates stand... or what they are!