There's a bloke down the road looking glum, wearing a white armband.
Right: Michael Jackson picking his nose.
Yes, apparently last night Michael Jackson died.
Many say he was a "troubled" soul. But here's a man who settled out of court for £Millions in a child abuse allegation.
If you are innocent you would always fight any such allegation to the end, vehemently fighting your corner.
To 'settle out of court' is to all but admit guilt. It's what big businesses do to avoid bigger fines and brain-deadening court costs.
Anyhoo, with all this I'm always reminded of Christ's words that He will 'come back like a thief in the night.'
In other words, none of us will know when we will be called to meet our maker, and for someone who tried to bleach his god-given skin and de-Africanise (zoiks!) his appearance, I'd wager St Peter will have a stern look on his face if Mr. Jackson tries to moon-walk his way through the pearly gates!
Mayhaps he is about to start the toughest sentence yet, and his innocent victims will have justice at last.
Christ also said 'Money is the root of all evil' and in Wacko Jacko's bizarre world He couldn't be more right.
Goodbye and good riddance to the most ridiculous figure on the world stage: an "anti-racist" who tried to preach to the rest of us as he thinned his nose and bleached his skin (not to mention his ridiculous Hollywood-lifestyle as he preached "save the planet" hokum to the rest of us!).
Surely Dante had a special circle of hell for hypocrites and child-abusers?
I know... the older I get, the more liberal my views!