Wednesday, 26 December 2007

That Christmas Menu


Last year it was de rigour for certain people to publish their oh so middle class cosy-family Christmas menus. In light of recent events involving alleged illegality, we suggest the following menu for next Christmas:


Prison Menu

Complimentary Drink:

Screw-driver
or
Sparkling Mineral Warder
or
Black Russian (for Cellmate)

Starter:

HMPea Soup (with dash of salt)
or
Toast with Neo-Conserve.

Main Course:

Whole Worm-Wood (Stool) Pigeon
or
B-Wing of Chicken
or
Stewed Rabbi(t) (in a) Curry

optional extras:
Solitary Cellery
and/or
Welsh Carrot (trans: Moron Cymraeg)

Dessert(ed):

In-a-Jam Roll with Custardy
or
Breaking Rocks Cake


All food is Kosher.

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