Last year it was de rigour for certain people to publish their oh so middle class cosy-family Christmas menus. In light of recent events involving alleged illegality, we suggest the following menu for next Christmas:
Prison Menu
Complimentary Drink:
Screw-driver
or
Sparkling Mineral Warder
or
Black Russian (for Cellmate)
Starter:
HMPea Soup (with dash of salt)
or
Toast with Neo-Conserve.
Main Course:
Whole Worm-Wood (Stool) Pigeon
or
B-Wing of Chicken
or
Stewed Rabbi(t) (in a) Curry
optional extras:
Solitary Cellery
and/or
Welsh Carrot (trans: Moron Cymraeg)
Dessert(ed):
In-a-Jam Roll with Custardy
or
Breaking Rocks Cake
All food is Kosher.
Complimentary Drink:
Screw-driver
or
Sparkling Mineral Warder
or
Black Russian (for Cellmate)
Starter:
HMPea Soup (with dash of salt)
or
Toast with Neo-Conserve.
Main Course:
Whole Worm-Wood (Stool) Pigeon
or
B-Wing of Chicken
or
Stewed Rabbi(t) (in a) Curry
optional extras:
Solitary Cellery
and/or
Welsh Carrot (trans: Moron Cymraeg)
Dessert(ed):
In-a-Jam Roll with Custardy
or
Breaking Rocks Cake
All food is Kosher.
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